February 2012
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Making the Eldest read Chameleon
piscesanela007:
So I read the fic Chameleon, and I don’t know I have mixed feelings about it. However, I wanted the Eldest to read it so we could commiserate together. I even bribed her with cookies and a dollar. So tonight she is reading chapters 10, 11, and 12 to get caught up. We are live chatting and she is sending reaction picture messages to me while reading. I think this makes the reading...
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NONONONONONONO SHE WINS ALWAYS.
FPS evaluators are stupid and they cannot appreciate legitimate, mature writing. Sandra (we call her Poof because her hair is really frizzy and we hate her) is in what, the tenth grade? Her writing certainly reflects it. Yes, I'm only a year older than her, and Bekka has two years on her, but I remember Sandra's reading when she won first place a couple of years ago. Her style is very "stoppy," if you will. That is to say, it does not flow very well at all because she overuses ellipsis. BEKKA YOU DESERVE THAT VICTORY.
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BITCH CAN'T ORATE. AND BITCH CAN'T WRITE. AND BITCH GON BE BALD SOON. I will shave her head. No regrets.
I'm glad I won in your mind. Also. FARIMAE FUCKIN TATE SAID SHE WISHES SHE COULD PAY MY INT'L FEE. I'M LIKE GURL JUST BEND THE RULES. STATE COORDINATOR LIKES ME BETTER SHOULDA WON. I WILL DESTROY HER AT INTERNATIONALS.
Ps: legal troubles for shaving someone's head?
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The Game is a freaking weird movie...
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Rant post.
So. Results from this writing competition I entered came back today. FUCKING SECOND.
SECOND. IS FIRST. LOSER.
I HAVE WON EVERY OTHER YEAR.
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
And then I get a call from Dr. W relaying information from the state coordinator saying that there was a hair’s width between me and first and that the evaluator says it was a hard decision. And that the coordinator says she...
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me when first playing assassin's creed: "i will be a good sneaky assassin and not run, not go fast on my horse, and not disturb citizens!"
me after thirty minutes of playing assassin's creed: runs everywhere
me: punches beggars
me: tramples over hundreds of innocent people with horse
me: punches more beggars
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"God, why are they rereleasing Titanic in 3D?"
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thatnerdbexter:
Says the girl who plans on seeing the Star Wars films in 3D (except Phantom Menace. Because just fuck that movie.)
They’re doing it because screw you I want to go see it.
And that’s great for you. THEY BOTH COULD’VE FIT ON THAT FUCKING PLANK. OH MY GOD.
“I’ll never let go, Jack!”
“But there’s room up-“
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"God, why are they rereleasing Titanic in 3D?"
Says the girl who plans on seeing the Star Wars films in 3D (except Phantom Menace. Because just fuck that movie.)
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Kenley needs to go the fuck home.
Make something interesting and new, gurlfrand.
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carsonphillips:
Sometimes I literally yell “NO” at my computer when I see something on my dash.
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