January 2012
SKYPE. DA HELL?
Alright computer. You say you have solution. Better work.
williamshitspeare asked: In this final hour of 2011, I wanted to make sure you know just how much you mean to me. You are my world, Bekka, and I will love you no matter how far away you are or whatever happens between us. I will be by your side until the day one of us dies. You've made my life incredible and I have no idea what I would do without you. Here's cheers to amazing memories in 2012!
Cute, polite, half-Asian children in my house.
They are too adorable.
I want to abduct them and keep them in my pocket forever.
December 2011
Twenty Six hours, nine minutes.
Amanda is fabulous when tired.
Aunt: “Executive-“
Amanda: “PENIS!”
Aunt: “Benedict Cumber-“
Amanda: “CROTCH!”
Me: What is even happening?
Showing my Aunt and Sister Sherlock
BUT AMANDA WON’T SHUT UP.
I’M GOING TO PUNCH HER.
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Herpderping around in my blog's HTML and...
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Baking for New Year's Eve and then Sherlock-a-thon...
LET’S DO THIS, BRO!
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Mother should have never left the chocolate...
Once it enters the Bekcave, it belongs to me.
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I just realized... I will be coming home from my...
I SOMETIMES DON’T GET BACK HOME UNTIL LIKE, 4. IT AIRS 3:10 MY TIME. I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
I CAN’T BREATHE.
AND THINKING ABOUT IT, IT’LL PROBABLY BE REICHENBACH. I CAN’T. I. CAN’T.
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babarcriss:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
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Cold Medicine = Really weird dreams.
awkward-vibraphonist:
thatnerdbexter:
True facts.
Asians in Narnia bags and naked men singing Barbara Streisand.
your life.
I also blame you. You were in the naked men singing Barbara Streisand one too.
Cold Medicine = Really weird dreams.
True facts.
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face.
Mom: Try not to get in bed too late
Me: (thinking) I just got the first season of Sherlock for Christmas from dad. I'm not sleeping.
Me: (speaking) Yeah, mom, okay.
Way to make me think you're cool? Tell me to keep...
awkward-vibraphonist:
thatnerdbexter:
Because Leos love having their ego stroked.
Thanks Bro
Cancers are clingy
GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION
LOVE ME
I’m a Cancer
Do you have any idea how much attention I give you? You little attention whore. Are all your other friends Cancers too? Because they’re clingy to no end.
Way to make me think you're cool? Tell me to keep...
Because Leos love having their ego stroked.
Thanks Bro
When I someone sends me a message, I'm suddenly...
OH SHIT.
PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTENTION.
And they probably think I’m a nutjob. With weird friends. And that I obsess a bit too much.
RUTHBEKKARUTHBEKKARUTHBEKKA.
mischiefshallbemanaged:
Ohmygoodness. I read Alone on the Water. OHMYGOODNESS.
Are your emotions a wreck now?
IF NOT YOU HAVE NO SOUL
If anyone was to ever go through my search...
They’d think me a drug addict, prone to violence, possibly a terrorist, and many other things.
I swear it’s for writing.
You Guys
thatcoolkidruth:
mischiefshallbemanaged:
thatcoolkidruth:
I think I have a Joe Gilgun problem
and you’re just now realizing this why?
Although he IS super sexy. So the problem isn’t so much that I’m obsessed. More that he isn’t in my bed right now.
THAT’S the problem.
Obsession is never the problem. The problem is always why aren’t they in your bed.
I have this problem a lot.
Dear Bekka →
thatcoolkidruth:
thatnerdbexter:
thatnerdbexter:
mischiefshallbemanaged:
thatnerdbexter:
thatcoolkidruth:
What if we anonymously sent Katie Sherlock porn
and then watched her read it
THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
WHAT IF
Dear Ruth,
Oh my god.
You’re brilliant. Oh my God. Oh. My. Everloving. Jesus. On a….
WHAT. You haven’t read any other Sherlock fic? Go now! Just no ‘after The...
Dear Bekka →
thatnerdbexter:
mischiefshallbemanaged:
thatnerdbexter:
thatcoolkidruth:
What if we anonymously sent Katie Sherlock porn
and then watched her read it
THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
WHAT IF
Dear Ruth,
Oh my god.
You’re brilliant. Oh my God. Oh. My. Everloving. Jesus. On a….
WHAT. You haven’t read any other Sherlock fic? Go now! Just no ‘after The Great Game’ BS...
Today I've had someone with a username like...
And I’m like… this is weird.
April would not read fanfiction.
Much less gay fanfiction.
She would tell the church and I would be thrown out.
What’s going on?
Dear Bekka
mischiefshallbemanaged:
thatnerdbexter:
thatcoolkidruth:
What if we anonymously sent Katie Sherlock porn
and then watched her read it
THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
WHAT IF
Dear Ruth,
Oh my god.
You’re brilliant. Oh my God. Oh. My. Everloving. Jesus. On a. Cracker.
That’d be great.
I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN NOW.
pleasepleaseplease do this.
btw, read it. and the entire time I was picturing...
Dear Bekka
thatcoolkidruth:
What if we anonymously sent Katie Sherlock porn
and then watched her read it
THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
WHAT IF
Dear Ruth,
Oh my god.
You’re brilliant. Oh my God. Oh. My. Everloving. Jesus. On a. Cracker.
That’d be great.
I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN NOW.
I feel sorry for those who follow Ruth and I.
All we do is blow up people’s dashes with our conversations.
BUT…
Dreaming Out Loud: HOLY FUCK →
thatcoolkidruth:
thatnerdbexter:
thatcoolkidruth:
thatnerdbexter:
thatcoolkidruth:
thatcoolkidruth:
thatnerdbexter:
thatcoolkidruth:
EVERYONE GO READ THIS BECAUSE IT’S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL
ALSO MY BEST FRIEND WROTE IT
SO IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT I’LL BEAT YOU UP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7687917/1/
RUTH
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
I’M GLAD YOU LIKE…
Yeah but..It’s really...
http:// →
karkandy:
hipsterclown:
tropeadministrator:
pluck-the-stars:
spell your name with fictional characters
rabi-usagi:
flowerillusion:
Tsuyukusa Ion Lavi Allen Ren Azusa
Alma Miranda Allen Neah Deak Anita
Allen
Lelouch
Edward Elric
Xavier,…
Baralai
Edgeworth
KOSMOS
Kurogane
Aerith
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HOLY FUCK
thatcoolkidruth:
EVERYONE GO READ THIS BECAUSE IT’S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL
ALSO MY BEST FRIEND WROTE IT
SO IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT I’LL BEAT YOU UP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7687917/1/
RUTH
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
I’M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
BUT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Ps. I’m glad you’d beat people up for me. Not sure how well that’d go, but the thought is...
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Original intent: Fluff.
LOL NOPE
Ends up as porn.
I hate myself every time I write fanfiction. I don’t know why. I just have this complex.
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WTF: A Freeverse.
And I
will visit you in the night
With nothing but
Pizza
And Cocaine.
Because free coke with every large order
Wtf
Dear James Joyce,
I’d like to exhume your body just to make your empty eye sockets watch as I burned your books, particularly Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, while spitting on your grave and leaving dog feces.
In sincerest regards,
An angry and confused AP English student.
So I got a crapton of iTunes giftcards for...
What? I can legally accrue music now?
Well then.
What do I even buy?
My week of Christmas has come to an end. It was...
Gifts kind of make up for it.
AND TUMBLR SHUT UP LET ME POST THINGS.
USB sticks in stockings.
Me: OMG MOM HOW DID YOU KNOW! OH LORD THERE’S TWOOOOOO
Sister:
"Right now, I just know that there's no better...
Nanny, you’re gonna make me cry.
How do I know it's Christmas? My sister and I...
Breakfast? What’s that?
Reblog if there's no snow for Christmas where you...
thegirlwhonever-madesense:
johnnyjamhands:
amwwhora:
diddlesandaprostates:
gdetotto:
youaintgonnalikeit:
Hail though. Loads of hail.
ALL THE SUNSHINE
No white Christmas here.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows…
Wind and sunshine- aka nicer than it was in the middle of July -.-