“God, why are they rereleasing Titanic in 3D?”

vibes-lights:

thatnerdbexter:

Says the girl who plans on seeing the Star Wars films in 3D (except Phantom Menace. Because just fuck that movie.)

They’re doing it because screw you I want to go see it.

And that’s great for you. THEY BOTH COULD’VE FIT ON THAT FUCKING PLANK. OH MY GOD.

“I’ll never let go, Jack!”

“But there’s room up-“

“LOL NOPE. ENJOY DEATH BRO.”

“FUUUUUUUUUUUU-“

(via williamshitspeare)