Making the Eldest read Chameleon
So I read the fic Chameleon, and I don’t know I have mixed feelings about it. However, I wanted the Eldest to read it so we could commiserate together. I even bribed her with cookies and a dollar. So tonight she is reading chapters 10, 11, and 12 to get caught up. We are live chatting and she is sending reaction picture messages to me while reading. I think this makes the reading so much better. All fic should be read like this.
I am attractive and you know it. Best ones, IMO, are:
- SRSLY YOU SLUT. GET ON IT FUCKER.
- SHURLOK BBY
- SHOOT HIM YOU DUMBFUCK
- HOPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I HOPE LUCIEN DIES. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
- YEAH JAWN. WATCH SHERLOCK FIGHT FOR CHU BBY. CUZ YOU AINT A KMART PROM DRESS THAT CAN BE PUT ON LAYAWAY
- Currently rolling around like FUCK DON’T BOND DON’T BOND
- EAT DAT SPIRIT ANIMAL. MMHMM. EAT DAT SPIRIT ANIMAL
Yep. Aren’t you glad you get to experience this?