Making the Eldest read Chameleon

piscesanela007:

So I read the fic Chameleon, and I don’t know I have mixed feelings about it. However, I wanted the Eldest to read it so we could commiserate together. I even bribed her with cookies and a dollar. So tonight she is reading chapters 10, 11, and 12 to get caught up. We are live chatting and she is sending reaction picture messages to me while reading. I think this makes the reading so much better. All fic should be read like this.

I am attractive and you know it. Best ones, IMO, are:

  • SRSLY YOU SLUT. GET ON IT FUCKER.
  • SHURLOK BBY
  • SHOOT HIM YOU DUMBFUCK
  • HOPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I HOPE LUCIEN DIES. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
  • YEAH JAWN. WATCH SHERLOCK FIGHT FOR CHU BBY. CUZ YOU AINT A KMART PROM DRESS THAT CAN BE PUT ON LAYAWAY
  • Currently rolling around like FUCK DON’T BOND DON’T BOND
  • EAT DAT SPIRIT ANIMAL. MMHMM. EAT DAT SPIRIT ANIMAL

Yep. Aren’t you glad you get to experience this?